Would You Rather

"Jcarr" (jcarr) 04/07/2017 at 14:45 • Filed to: None

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Spend the night by yourself a Chevette in 10-degree weather with just enough cold weather gear to keep you alive, but not comfortable

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Drive up and down the main drag of your hometown for 5 hours in that same Chevette, but this time it’s 100 degrees, the car has no driver’s door, your grandma is riding shotgun, and you’re naked.

19JRC99 > Jcarr 04/07/2017 at 14:48

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Cold. Definitely the cold. If it weren’t for the nudity clause, I’d be fine with option 2.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Jcarr 04/07/2017 at 14:49

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For sure the cold.

MrDakka > Jcarr 04/07/2017 at 14:53

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The cold. I hear that in the final phases of hypothermia, you start to imagine you get warmer

Tennessee Dreamer > Jcarr 04/07/2017 at 14:53

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put me in the cold. I want no part of being naked around my grandma

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Jcarr 04/07/2017 at 14:53

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Cold, because there’s nothing quite like the feeling of a cold morning dawn when you’ve been up all night. Anybody who’s been snow camping when it’s too cold to really sleep ought to know what I’m talking about.

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > Jcarr 04/07/2017 at 14:55

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You’ve been partying with Torch, haven’t you?

McMike > Jcarr 04/07/2017 at 14:57

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Is grandma naked?

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Jcarr 04/07/2017 at 14:59

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Cold

AndyG_UK > Jcarr 04/07/2017 at 15:00

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Meh 10 degrees isn’t cold, it’s not much warmer than that here now, erm you’re talking about degrees centigrade right??

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Jcarr 04/07/2017 at 15:00

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No

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Jcarr 04/07/2017 at 15:04

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Is this Torch’s burner account?

Jcarr > AndyG_UK 04/07/2017 at 15:04

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Fahrenheit because Merica.

Jcarr > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 04/07/2017 at 15:06

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Jcarr > McMike 04/07/2017 at 15:06

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Grandma has clothes on, but she also has wandering, judgmental eyes.

mazda616 > Jcarr 04/07/2017 at 15:06

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Cold.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Jcarr 04/07/2017 at 15:12

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I’ll take Naked in the Heat with my grandmother (if she was alive) driving up and down Yonge Street.

Having said that, if I had to do that with my grandmother as she is today (dead), then I’d go for the cold.

CalzoneGolem > Jcarr 04/07/2017 at 15:15

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I already planned to do both this weekend.

But seriously fuck doing anything in 100°

benjrblant > AndyG_UK 04/07/2017 at 15:18

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Think of it as: This situation makes no sense.

Therefore, we ought to use a unit of measure that also makes no sense.

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Jcarr 04/07/2017 at 15:19

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Can I purposely use my mass to break the Chevette’s seats into something resembling a bed, or do I have to sleep in one of the provided seats? That’s the way I’m leaning.

Jcarr > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 04/07/2017 at 15:23

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You can’t alter it from driving condition in any way.

Matty V > Jcarr 04/07/2017 at 15:42

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Can I at least keep the chevette?

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Jcarr 04/07/2017 at 15:49

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The night in 10 degree C weather, obviously.

Not just because my grandmothers are dead, but because I have far more advanced natural cold weather resistance than hot weather resistance. I’d probably die and hate every other second of the other option.

McMike > Jcarr 04/07/2017 at 15:50

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Then it’s A. Definitely A.

Jcarr > Matty V 04/07/2017 at 15:55

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Sure

Jcarr > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 04/07/2017 at 15:56

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Ah, but it’s Fahrenheit.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Jcarr 04/07/2017 at 16:00

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You did not specify, I get to choose my scale.

You also didn’t specify where this was to happen. I’m doing this in BC on the west coast, too, so I don’t have to deal with harassment from US cops.

Jcarr > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 04/07/2017 at 16:15

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U.S. site, U.S. units

Master Cylinder > Jcarr 04/07/2017 at 16:26

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I’ve basically already done the first one except it was Honda Fit, and it wasn’t that bad, so that one, I guess. Besides, my grandma is a backseat driver.

AndyG_UK > Jcarr 04/07/2017 at 16:44

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And only Amercia......

AndyG_UK > benjrblant 04/07/2017 at 16:47

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So fahrenheit then, got it! 

benjrblant > AndyG_UK 04/07/2017 at 16:52

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Just wait until we start discussing mass and volume!

Jcarr > AndyG_UK 04/07/2017 at 16:55

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Hey, I wasn’t the one that decided the U.S. should use it.

AndyG_UK > benjrblant 04/07/2017 at 16:58

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Oh god please no, it’s Friday!!!

AndyG_UK > Jcarr 04/07/2017 at 17:02

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I am holding you responsible though. 

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Jcarr 04/07/2017 at 18:14

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Hmm. I’ll still take my chances in the Chevette and count on GM’s poor build quality making the seats break without me trying.